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My boss said to me, "You are the worst train driver I've ever seen! How many have you derailed this year?!"
I answered, "I'm not sure; it's hard to keep track."
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son is hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides her lover in the closet.
Boy: ‟Dark in here.”
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered so the teacher picked on a random student