i've heard of this new album that came out on a metal subreddit. i've been feeling immense excitement to put it on as i've jerked to a few bands before and i've seen this one be jerked a lot on MFTM. i knew it was gonna be great, i even rubbed one out and cried when reading the reviews, imagining how amazingly emotional, deep and wet it is. what happened, however, outgrew my deepest desires.

the day arrives. i'm back from work, my girlfriend hasn't texted me on 2 weeks, i'm full of energy and wild, emotional lust for the beauty of Blood Incantation.

i prepare for this very moment, putting on atmospheric lights, cleaning up my vinyl player and gently - yet sexually - grabbing "Absolute Elsewhere" from the shelf. it's so clean and beautiful, with the two red pyramids reminding me of my girlfriend. it's oddly beautiful too. i can feel the precum in my pants as i press play.

as i fondle my tip, i break out into crying - this is so beautiful! it almost feels bad jerking off to something so pure and Innocent. then the riff comes on and i'm jerking it furiously again. it feels really good, i almost pass out with cum strings all over the ceiling. it's almost like looking at the stars! i can imagine dominating the aliens while looking at my starry ceiling.

every track is like this - i cum at least twice for every single beautiful composition! by Tablet III, my dick is already sore and in pain, but i can somehow feel myself relating to the album. it's like a cosmic agony, like suffering amongst the stars, it's amazing.

as it's nearing the end, my sack goes blue, similar to the sky. that makes me cry once again! i keep re-playing the riffs in my head while softly fondling it and crying. i just want to be there!

right after that, Absolute Elsewhere ends. my dick hurts and the aliens are no longer with me. fuck, the sky is so beautiful tho...