Все известные мне популярные ДнДшники как наши, так и зарубежные, все как в один голос говорят, что БГ3 ахуй и топчик. Так что твой наброс с "нормальные" мимо.

I gave my players an Alchemy Jug and it was the worst decision I've ever made in my life. Please help me.

I don’t know what to do. It’s gone too far and I don’t know how to stop them.

I gave my players an Alchemy Jug as part of some good loot in a dungeon. We’re running Tomb of Annihilation, if that matters. One of them is an alchemist. I thought they could have some fun with it. I thought it would enhance the fun. And at first it did. But then, I attacked them with Petrodons. Pterodactyl people basically. They almost died. A few people went down. And so was born the overwhelming hate for Petrofolk.

How is this related, you might ask? Well. During that combat, they took one of the Petrofolk captive. I’m not 100% sure why. But they did it. Later on one of my players looks up the rules for the alchemy jug. For some reason. For some ungodly reason, the Alchemy Jar specifically lists MAYONAISE, as an option. You can make f---ing 2 gallons of Mayo a day in an alchemy jar, specifically per the players handbook.

So, what happened next? Well, I’d describe as a warcrime. Maybe a horror movie. Some real Hannibal Lecture type shit. The party decided that from now on, they were bringing this poor poor Petrofolk everywhere they went. They made a leash and a nuzzle for him. And furthermore, they would only feed him Mayonnaise from the Alchemy Jug. They named the prisoner “Mayo Jar.” At first, Mayo Jar did not want to eat the Mayonnaise. He didn’t know what it was, it was gross, etc. All the various reasons a person would not want to eat straight Mayonnaise. But, as my players insistently pointed out. If you become hungry enough, you’ll eat anything. Mayo Jar started eating the Mayonnaise.

And so it was, our party had their Mayo Jar. And I thought it was super fucked up. But dear reader, let me tell you. It got worse somehow. Naturally, Mayo Jar hated his situation. His name was not Mayo Jar. He wanted to be free. He wanted to eat… not mayonnaise. So he tried to escape. Unfortunately, he failed. And so the party decided additional measures were in order.

Earlier in the campaign they had discovered an addictive substance refined from a plant in Chult. In short, it was basically crack cocaine. And so, it came to pass that our Alchemist infused the Mayonnaise with D&D crack cocaine. They started lacing Mayo Jar’s Mayo. And in time, he got addicted to the laced Mayo.

So now, here I am. I have to roleplay a crack addicting Petrofolk, who actually asks for his daily fix of Mayo, because he is physically addicted to it.

What do I do? Please help me.

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